Disney World is 2 words
Disneyland is 1 word
the biggest pet peeve I’ve ever had is reading Disneyworld and Disney land
that was physically painful to read
If you want to get technical..
i love walt disneyland!
excuse you, it’s waltdisneyland. Geez shannon it’s like you didn’t even read the post.
Steve Raymond had always loved creepy Upper Boggington with its ratty, rabblesnatching rivers. It was a place where he felt healthy.
He was a considerate, forgetful, brandy drinker with greasy moles and tall ankles. His friends saw him as a gentle, giant giant. Once, he had even helped a fluttering old lady cross the road. That’s the sort of man he was.
Steve walked over to the window and reflected on his idyllic surroundings. The sleet rained like partying lizards.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Kate Blast. Kate was a snotty gamer with beautiful moles and pretty ankles.
Steve gulped. He was not prepared for Kate.
As Steve stepped outside and Kate came closer, he could see the knowing glint in her eye.
Kate gazed with the affection of 4031 smelly sneezing snakes. She said, in hushed tones, “I love you and I want a kiss.”
Steve looked back, even more puzzled and still fingering the spotty record. “Kate, I ate your puppy,” he replied.
They looked at each other with unstable feelings, like two handsome, harsh horses shouting at a very stupid funeral, which had piano music playing in the background and two cowardly uncles gyrating to the beat.
Steve studied Kate’s beautiful moles and pretty ankles. Eventually, he took a deep breath. “I’m sorry,” began Steve in apologetic tones, “but I don’t feel the same way, and I never will. I just don’t love you Kate.”
Kate looked jumpy, her emotions raw like a robust, round ruler.
Steve could actually hear Kate’s emotions shatter into 5859 pieces. Then the snotty gamer hurried away into the distance.
Not even a glass of brandy would calm Steve’s nerves tonight.
I’M ACTUALLY A REALLY NICE PERSON IM JUST USED TO BEING WALKED ALL OVER AND DISRESPECTED SO SOMETIMES I COME OFF AS MEAN BUT I JUST CANT LET PEOPLE TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME AND I HAD TO GROW UP REALLY FAST OK BUT I PROMISE I HAVE A GOOD HEART AND GOOD INTENTIONS AND I DONT WANT TO EVER HURT PEOPLE’S FEELINGS BUT SOMETIMES I JSUT HAVE TO HAVE THE UPPER HAND AND MAKE SURE I DONT GET HURT IM SORR YI LOVE EVERYONE
SOMEBODY FUCKING SAID IT